Murphy's Anthropic Principle

Having endured a rigorous and long journey on the road today, in which time my neck must have experienced 2gs, I found the motivation to create Murphy's Anthropic Principle (Strong):

A series of unfortunate events must necessarily impose itself on an intelligent life form in order to validate its own existence.

Fear not, my friends. Once the fatigue of the journey washes off my skin, I will regain my optimism :)
Hope you are doing well, wherever you are.